This term at Green Valley Institute, things are wildly different. Thanks to the inclusion of a certain green fella, our life is anything but boring. He's pretty strong, you know? And when he gets mad, well, let's just say the hallways might need some repairs.

{Some students are excited about the changes, while others are just making new friends. But one thing's for sure: life at Blinker High is never quiet again.

There's a {wholepile of wild stuff going on every day, and it's all thanks to our new friend. I guess you could say that Hulk Smash Blinker High is now the craziest place on Earth.

Blinker Strain: Emerald Rage

The rabid greens have broken forth upon the world, their eyes glowing. Driven by a lust, they yearn for the flesh of all who stand in their path. No mortal is safe. The destiny of humanity hangs teetering in the balance. Can someone stop this tidal wave of emerald fury?

• Strange whispers on the wind speak of a legend, a hero forged from starlight...|Rumors swirl among the survivors, tales of an ancient warrior who might hold the key to victory.|The fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of a legend, a champion born to stand against this tide of green.
• Arm yourselves. |There is no room for fear. The only option left is to fight, to resist the tide. |Every ounce of courage, every skill honed, will be needed in this struggle for survival.|

Hitting Blinkers, Unleashing the Rage

When you hit your brakes and those idiots in front of you don't even notice it's like a volcano erupting inside. You feel that frustration building, simmering over as your fists tighten. The world narrows down to the red fury in your eyes and the sound of your engine roaring. You're ready to unleash that pent-up energy onto the asphalt, a symphony of swearing as you pass them with reckless abandon.

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Raging Out on Blinkers

Bro, you won't believe what happened. This automobile was completely ignoring the indicators. I mean, it was like they didn't/couldn't/wouldn't see/understand/comprehend a thing. So naturally, my patience/cool broke faster than a power punch. Destruction ensued! I mean, it was a real show/display/spectacle. Let's just say that blinkers/lights/signals were no match for my strength/force.

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Get ready to pump up the volume! This week's buzz is all about Hit Blinkers. These awesome lights are {totallycompletely taking over the scene, and everyone's talking about them. Whether you're a motorhead, there's no denying that Hit Blinkers are the hottest. So buckle up and get ready for some serious buzz because these lights are here to stay.

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